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Aaargh it looks so cool and futuristic but I know it's impractical as hell

It's usually not inside the sun thanks to Jupiter's fat ass

Yes, but it's mostly shifting because of Jupiter. It's just so dang heavy. Like, a couple times heavier than every other planet put together. I don't have the brain wattage to do the cool math right now, but a quick google search says that while the barycenter of the solar system does depend on all the planets, more often than not, it is outside the sun

My dream Mythbusters would be Allen Pan and Grady Hillhouse as the hosts, with Jabrils, Michael Reeves, and Simone Giertz as the build team. I feel like that covers all the bases. The funny guy and straight man hosts, and the computer guy, adrenaline addict, and levelheaded smart woman build team, with frequent guest hosts William Osman, Kevin Backyardscientist, Nigel Braun, Alex Apollonov, and James Hobson

There are so many people with such dense resumes and existing fanbases, and Discovery hired two, uh, guys. No offense to Jon and Brian, I just like everyone else named in this comment better

My blind ass. I guess we're stuck with the incorrectly pronounced Arkansas and a cheap knockoff

I used to keep a white towel over the 24 packs of water I kept in my back seat, that really does work. 100°F outside, water is still a crisp 72°

🎵 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door

Don't step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers

Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion

Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎵

I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight

I like how it has both Arkansas and Arkansas

Yeah, and I'll appeal the case all the way up to the Supreme Court. I have a constitutional right to not say a goddamn thing. The founding fathers knew what passwords and cyphers were. If they wanted to allow the state to compel you to give them access to information that they could use against you in court, they would have written that into the fifth amendment.

My understanding was that most of them got got because their cell companies knew where they were, not because of the contents of their phones

But also, I'd rather let every Jan Sixer go free than imprison one innocent person because they looked up textiles.com two years ago and found out how to make meth

I'm sure if the government was doing it's damnedest to house soldiers in our apartments, there'd be more people against it. Unfortunately they're just doing their best to jail anyone they don't like.