My ex stabbed herself through the palm of her hand separating frozen burgers. Severed the tendon to her middle finger. She was a chef by profession 🙄
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This is my local line. To be honest the squirrels were probably just stunned that the train turned up in the first place.
That's quite a delay even for GWR.
Shouldn’t come as a surprise. It’s been known for a long time that many members of the mammal species Homo Sapiens are able to speak out of the same orifice 🙂
In other news police in the Japanese city of Nagoya are investigating the mysterious disappearance of some valuable diamonds from a local museum.
There was a BT one adjacent to the night club in Caversham where the back of it was completely rusted out and it stank of piss. That wasn't due to dogs though. A real fucking delight to have to work in it 🙁
Should have continued "who was too dozy to look where she was going".
Though presumably little chance of these getting stuffed.
Disgraceful. Who does she think she is, Paula Radcliffe? 😇
Reading through the comments to this and all I kept thinking was, “Mrs Yeti Goosecreature, you’ve got a funny name, haven’t you?” “Yes, yes, it’s Simon.” Anyone else that old here ? 😀
I don’t think this is kosher