shadowedcross

joined 2 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I need to try finishing this again.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucking it then cleaning it, or at least I hope it's in that order.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Who could have seen this coming?

Thank you, random poster.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunate, too.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not sure you're aware of just how massive Earth is compared to these smaller bodies, it's a percentage of a percentage we're talking about.

Cookie is cookie.

Just what Jesus would've wanted.

Same, but the demo didn't really give a good impression.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

NMS says hello.

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