sensiblepuffin

Short free kicks now? Christ, we need O and Rice to get up to speed on those.

JFC they're here for the wrong sport. Football isn't played in octagons, you morons

Also, good fight from Kiwior. Hopefully he can fill in at the back in the CL - I'm still not sure I trust him in the league.

Where's that yellow card for kicking the ball after the whistle?

Good eye from Havertz to make the box run, but Martinelli can't decide what to do.

He's running himself off the runway more and more these days. Needs to make up his mind what he's going to do by the time he hits the box

ATTABOY GABI

Sometimes I wonder if Havertz's height interferes with his shooting.

And they say we're cheaters.... Faking a head injury is a new low.

Sterling, come on, brother. Anything is better than dribbling it away from yourself.

Not even a yellow? Be serious

And man has the audacity to roll around like his foot got hurt by Gabriel's knee