schizohybrid

joined 1 year ago
[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Where do I sign up?

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Used to be a double latte or cappuccino from ol’ reliable DeLonghi Dedica, enjoyed on the porch while catching up on news.

Now it’s instant all the way, usually drunk with desperation while trying to keep the small human from killing himself in a really dumb way.

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Moon moon is an absolute treasure, thanks for digging it up!

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Pfff, my personal experience is that almost every plan goes straight out the window before the first round is over anyways. (And usually makes for some real fun stories.)

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Original was great in its time, I’m cautiously excited for a remake!

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://imgur.io/6oXP8ZK

I need to stop returning to this thread, getting hungry now.

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Misread that as nectarine gobbler. Still, appropriate, looks tasty.

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

She’s beautiful!

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

And full of life!

 

Her name is Mentos the freshmaker, because her farts will clear the room.

[–] schizohybrid@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the way you think.