readoncontradiction

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You guys see that streamer @ishowpeed posted his time in Europe on a Party bus with like 3 blonde European white women and Nazis went insane? (Cw:racism) in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

I met Speed once in Dublin, I violently pushed my way through a crowd of twelve year olds that were yelling the nword to see Speed, he was in a car surrounded by a security detail of big black dudes wearing sunglasses, I ran up to the car and pressed my face up to glass cracking it and leaving a bit of blood on the window. The security detail threw me to the ground but were overwhelmed by the twelve year olds. It was absolute chaos, I was about to be trampled to death like it was a South Korean Halloween Party, until Speed rolled down the window, climbed through it, and started barking like a dog on the roof of his car. The crowd of racist twelve year old fell silent as Speed went on a long rant about being the son of Ronaldo, I managed to get up during this, and I immediately charged him asking for a selfie. The car drove off with Speed still on the roof, he fell off, and was torn limb from limb by his rabid fans, I got a lock of his hair. Overall I would say he is a pretty cool dude.

Consoles are bourgeoisie decadence. in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The pcmasterrace joke was never funny

100% SURE THAT BIDEN DID NOT GET COVID in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Biden did get it because half of America has it and trump was two inches from getting JFK’d by the typical mass shooter phenotype. As communists we reject sensationalist conspiracies, and even if they were true how would the truth affect material conditions?

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Harris/Manchin has good mouthfeel; I could imagine myself saying Harris/Manchin in a hipster dive bar during trivia night in 2030 when listing out loser presidential candidates. (hexbear.net)
 

It’s right up there with Liz Truss in the liberal leader trivia category, lot of people will be stumped by it, especially when trump runs for a third term and we kind of just forget Joe Biden was president a lot like how we forgot Liz Truss was the PM when the Queen died.

Harris/Buttigieg sounds too much like hairy booty gay; not good mouthfeel.

Sammy says anti human aktion now! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Has there been a struggle session against checks notes swimming?

I think Joe Biden’s going to win the election. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m a MLMRBG; Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Ruth-Bader-Gonzoloist.

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I think Joe Biden’s going to win the election. (hexbear.net)
 

He’s not going to drop out, he is committed to staying in the race and he’s 100% all there mentally and physically. So many Americans hate Donald Trump, have you ever seen the front page of Reddit? Whitepeopletwitter, pics, science, all the front page subreddits support Joe Biden. If that isn’t the voice of America I don’t know what is. You are a chud if you are calling for Biden to drop out, all the traitors in the DNC will face the bidenlution in 2025 as he purges all naysayers who doubted his electoral ability. We are going to have a blue gentleminions, more money for Israel, more money for Ukraine, more money for Taiwain, we are going to win WW3 gentleminions!

okay Victoria 3 nerds, literally how tf are you supposed to prevent secessions? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It’s Joe Biden when my historically accurate 1850 Joe Biden Empire conquers the world and kills all the Palestinian landowners

ranch dressing is black just like biden in c/food@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

brandon Joe Biden

ranch dressing is black just like biden in c/food@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Ranch was invented by a Joe Biden

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ranch dressing is black just like biden (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by readoncontradiction@hexbear.net to c/food@hexbear.net
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Ranch is a social construct

Why are there so many prominent right-wing people of indian descent in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Joe Biden would be considered its own continent if not for Donald Trump standards of measuring what a Joe Biden is

Why are there so many prominent right-wing people of indian descent in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

There’s a billion Africans but you see a lot less of them praising capitalism

fortunately, the salmon are running strong tonight in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Poor salmon kitty-birthday-sad

I unironically have reclaimed "soyboy," so this meme only seemed appropriate. in c/vegan@hexbear.net
[–] readoncontradiction@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just don’t like using the straw man memes used to more often than not dehumanize us.

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Pees in the balls pees in the balls pees in the balls pees in the balls pees in the balls pees in the balls pees in the balls pees in the balls pees in the balls pees in the balls pees in the balls (hexbear.net)
 

Snap back to reality, now take a piss and you try telling me that pees is not stored in the balls, below where you pee at; now you going to tell me poop does not come out the asshole because theres nothing beneath that

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Did you know ladies have balls all shrunk up and shriveled up inside them when they go to take a piss they retract them out; a vagina is just a dick thats deep inside them so why do they always freak out when it prolapses outside them

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Dont you know that everyone has a secret hole inside them its right next to their hip I keep all things inside them, I stretched out my balls a whole twelve inches and I now put it inside them, to keep my piss warm when its cold outside, why else would we have them

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Why do you think we call them nuts? Where else do you think squirrels put seeds inside them, when squirrels take an acorns how do you think they hide them? When they say to bust a nut that means it broke inside them, how many acorns does it take to store the piss inside them

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I’m boofing alcohol

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People who speak heavily gendered languages, hows your language reforming with like general cultural trends to be more gender neutral? (hexbear.net)
 

I speak English because of Colonialism so when I say this I say this as a person who does not know any other language. How is a language like Spanish or Portuguese even able to reform itself to be gender neutral when all the words are masculine or feminine and people look at you like a weirdo if you use the gender neutral versions. I’m not saying all gendered language is bad, but its wrong for an entire profession to gendered one way or another or to have gender be seen as a binary thing in the first place.

What I’m trying to say is, how do you do it?

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Does anyone have any maps of what US Balkanization would look like? (hexbear.net)
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