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It's just lovely to see a new, fresh face in Government! Somebody that has never fucked a pig, or been a total disaster, or is a gross little bloated foreskin of a man. What a treat for us.

Thanks for filling me in! What a dirty little merry-go-round that is.

But what evil hog will replace her?

Is the new system "slip me a couple million quid and you can do whatever you want"? Because if it is, that's just the old system again

Yeah it's really unusual, I've heard nothing but horror stories about Evri, and obviously about Hermes before them! Hermes were terrible for me, but for some reason any parcel I have through Evri turns up on time, and the drivers have been relatively nice - both down in London, and up in the Midlands! I'm sorry you've had such a nightmare with them though, bad delivery services are absolutely infuriating!

Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I

The comments in this thread from people whinging about it being remembrance weekend are ridiculous. You want to not protest current wars, suffering and death so that you can think about past wars, suffering and death? Silly. Silly.

nah I was just wondering lol

DPD and Evri have both been fairly reliable for me. I hope, given the conjoined past of the Royal Mail and the Post Office, that those two fairly reliable options don't get completely Royal Mailed and stop working. Every time I see a delivery is being carried out by Royal Mail, I know it's going to either be days late, or not show up at all until I wander down to the sorting office. They are completely useless -- not that it's the fault of posties, it's (as almost always) the fault of the incompetent, cynical, money-hungry management tier. Filthy!

what's with all the line breaks?

I think Suella Braverman should make the lifestyle choice to be forcibly removed from parliament, evicted, and spat on in the street. What a piece of shit.