rainbowtaint

I'd be open to the idea that his partner was murdered by some scorned investors, but the boat capsizing during a sudden a storm, in large part because it's dipshit owner wanted to brag about having the world's largest mast...well that would be a stretch even for Jason Bourne.

However, I would absolutely believe that there was a hit man waiting for him to return to shore, who had to explain to his client that there's no refunds just because God killed him first.

Is it wrong that I want this as a framed photo to sit over my fireplace? It's so unsettlingly hilarious.