nparkinglot

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[–] nparkinglot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago

Yeah, cut him some slack! Poor guy is an outrage slut. He couldn’t help himself. He probably sprung a raging cocktail wiener as soon as he got through the title.

I got real optimistic in the middle of that sentence.

Ooof, I’m stealing this. This is great. Bravo.

All public library systems are not the same. Some rely on a single source of income like the one in your example but there are many that do not.

[–] nparkinglot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I work in a public library. While this is fucked up and crazy, I wouldn’t worry about it too much. Librarians do not fuck around and most libraries have very similar strict and thorough rules for how they take books under review books that are extremely difficult for people to fuck with.

For example, at my library if you want to have a book be reviewed to be possibly taken off the shelf, you have to have read it in its entirety. No exceptions. They will literally quiz you on it.

[–] nparkinglot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

“Consciousness” is not a multitude instances of which you have one of, it’s something singular that has you.

We are all the same weird mirror rippling through space-time trying to figure out how to outfox entropy.

I think that claiming these thoughts are political views is a political view.

I’m a simple man. I see a Street Sharks reference, I upvote. Helps when the reference is hilarious tho

Ahh, yes, of course. Forgot about that. I graduated 2010 so that wasn’t really on my radar at the time.

Another favorite was “no flat billed hats”. I’m realizing now a lot of it had a very “we don’t want gangs. Well, all rappers are gangsters, let’s watch some hip hop music videos and just rule out everything they wear” vibe.

[–] nparkinglot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

eh. sick or not, way i see it if consenting adult double-john jr. and his consenting adult sister peppercorn jr. wanna have a freaky roll in the hay under the harvest moon, it ain’t my place to judge and it certainly ain’t my business.

now if double-john is tryina fuck their horse, bodacious baby belle, that’s a very different story.

[–] nparkinglot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wish I could remember the specifics but my high school had an extremely ridiculous dress code policy at one point. Mostly targeting girls, of course, but also had weird shit like “no large/long coats.”

What I do remember perfectly though, is that a friend of mine and I, angrily pouring over the details of the stupid dress code, realized that capes were perfectly fine according to the code as written. So we both got huge capes and that was like a whole year of high school.

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