goldteeth

joined 1 year ago

...Let them fight, I guess?

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Man, I don't give a shit about the imminent sociopolitical and economic hellscape. I got numb to that six months into his first term. But I am very likely going to be suffering through the slow-motion environmental catastrophe this inarticulate slug is about to cause for the rest of my life. If the Department of Heteronormativity Enforcement comes a-knocking 'cause they found out I watched Thor: Ragnarok and Brendan Fraser's The Mummy in the same weekend, at least I know where my claw hammer is, but I don't have high hopes for restarting the gulf stream by throwing a brick through it.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago

As I understand it they prefer to be called the "Republic of Rötisseriye" these days.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

(alec baldwin's character did actually shoot a guy at the end of season 5 episode 21 but that was a full season and a half later)

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

"Man, what a long week, huh?"

"Lemon, it's Tuesday."

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Despite its name, so-called kidney disease is rarely caused by an overabundance of kidneys

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 1 week ago

So not only has he quite literally decimated their readerbase but he's also made every other newspaper run the story that they were going to endorse Harris anyway, instead of likely just limiting that information to the handful of Washington Post subscribers that cared enough to check. Great quash, Jeff, you really shut that one down.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Reverse image search eventually lead me to something called the "Pineland Resistance Forces", which seems to have something to do with the Special Forces Qualification Course. Best I can tell, "Pineland" is the name of the fake country where the scenario for the training simulation is set, and the Pineland Resistance Force is the... fake guerilla team the participants are working with? The single article on the subject I kinda-sorta skimmed through wasn't entirely clear.

That said, the Pineland Resistance Force flag is argent on the bottom and says "Liberty 1870", but everything else is pretty much spot on.

tl;dr seems to be a US Army Special Forces thing.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Rome News"? C'mon, is that it? When "Vōx News" is right there and everything?

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

And if, heaven forbid, it's not either of those, it is now apparently acceptable to refer to it as a "clap back." In the newspaper of all places.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Furthermore, as a creation of Victor Frankenstein, calling the monster "a Frankenstein" is no more inaccurate than calling Guernica "a Picasso," or a 1996 Camry "a Toyota."

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

"It's bullshit, man, it's just bullshit."

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