gjoel

joined 7 months ago
[–] gjoel@programming.dev 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

A salesman for the company forged sales orders. As soon as the company started billing the supposed customers he was discovered and asked to leave immediately. No severance (which you by law are entitled to), just leave, and we won't file charges. I have no idea what possessed him to do something so stupid....

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

He's good at talking to dictators!

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

In the 80'ies and 90'ies there was a mandatory sex scene in any action movie. I feel those kinda went away in the aughts. Now that we need at leas one major gay or bi or trans character in everything we have at least one scene of someone kissing someone of their own gender, often followed by cuddling.

So not only did they bring back sex or at least a big focus on people making out, but they're doing it at a time when TVs have grown a LOT! Filling the frame with a kiss was sort of ok on a 24" screen, but having my 77" TV portray lips on lips, corner to corner is just not something I need for every single piece of modern media I'm trying to enjoy!

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 62 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Is no one going to comment on the "magnified five times under a microscope"? Five times? What kind of weak, low refraction plastic lens, cost of bubblegum microscope are you using to magnify your enormous monster ants?

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Deadpool and Wolverine - Fun movie with absolute no content. I enjoyed myself throughout and sad afterwards thinking about what a nothing burger the movie is. All empty calories.

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago

Some moron in highschool...

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 44 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Use hand lotion. Dude, my hands are dry, back off!

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spotify daylist (search for it). Better than discover weekly imo, and changes multiple times during the day.

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So, if they were endangered cows and your friend didn't like milk, the milk would be vegan..?

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 5 points 4 weeks ago

It dissolves, that's where dust comes from.

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 26 points 1 month ago

My daughter has always had a very close relationship with my mom. In the beginning of covid they didn't see eachother for a few months, except over video chat. When we finally had them over, in the outdoors, my daughter, who was 2 at the time had a very simple reaction: she collapsed on the grass as soon as she saw her in the distance. We had to pick her up off the grass. She spent the next half hour hugging her grandmother.

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Or The Wandering Inn. It's a slow burn, but it burns for ages.

 
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