not to be forgotten: the long, long years of windows malware pulling exactly this shit
froztbyte
the bit about it that I find subtly glorious (in how remarkably fuckwitted it is) is the baseline idea of “intellectual horsepower”
I’m not surprised that this is a view they (of the company that’s effectively going “just 12 more DCs bro it’ll be enough compute bro I promise bro just watch”) hold and consider in such a simple mechanism-rating scale
but it is funny as fuck
"hello everyone my name is Bill Ballmer and welcome to today's Visual tour of Microsoft 365 Coilot Office Live Premium Pro Clippy Edition! this is of course being broadcast to all your favourite Zune stations using the Power of Azure, and wow COM-fans I'm just about as hyped up for this demo as I can be. Let's get right into it, shall we?"
bit late
they’re gonna have to break out the emergency use tardis reserve.. and they’re gonna need to use a few of them
look, if we just rename it a bit harder, I’m sure we’ll get the promptfondler uptake that marketing had forecast. this can’t be an itanium situation, dave in sales assured me there’s a use!
I don’t understand this comment (largely for not knowing where any of these things happened) and since it’s the tail end of a Friday at the tail end of a long and stupid week
I think that’s okay. I think I’m just not going to ask this once. Just not know a thing, as a bit. It’ll be novel!
really? the impact to your media consumption patterns and preferences is the biggest problem you have here?
seriously?
oof.
this is so wildly on point
yours?
(it should become an internet copypasta and drift into mass consciousness)
nfi how phone managed that typo, but now I'm leaving it in