As a completely neutral third-party in those transactions, I think you're on to something here.
𒋺 𒌋𒑉, 𒀀!
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That's probably nowhere near what I was going for (and one character was the closest match to something I saw in an image but I think it's even more wrong than the rest). Intent: "Take off, eh!"
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I think this dog's paw is the cat's pajamas.