captain_oni

joined 3 months ago

That's just insurance companies:

  • They take a bunch of your money.
  • You have to ask them for permission to get anything.
  • They act like they're making you a favor for existing, and convinced all their hoes that they would be dead without them
[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Either that or the lab equipment is infused with the souls of children.

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Resurrect Yugoslavia so you can get your fridge parts

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And remember to drink some water!

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

"owo what's this?" - Caveman to his son, named owo.

They make The monitor faster!

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Mac wants the what!?"

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 month ago

No, you're right. RDJ's role on that movie was a joke/commentary about both method acting and black face.

Well, triceratops has the advantage of being one of the most popular dinosaurs.

The unlucky one for me is the Parasaurolophus ( that crested "duck-billed" dinosaur). It was always one of my favorites as a kid, and I had to search for its name tonight.

It's never too late!

Hope one day you find one somewhere and get it as a small treat for child-you.

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Español cuenta también con "Ponzoñoso" (Poisonous ) para poder diferenciar. Pero en si, sólo son sinónimos y se utilizan igual.

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