Zeram

Yeah but that creep can roll man

Say what you will about the tenants of Sauron but at least it’s an ethos

It would really tie the room together

Don’t be fatuous Jeffery…

You mean coitus?

Do you have a job sir?

He’s a good man, and thorough

Gödel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas Hofstadter

I dabbled in pacifism once

At least he’s not Guy I Rub?

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

Because they were just recently discontinued by Intel and generally speaking discontinued equipment tends to go on sale.