WaterBowlSlime

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[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

In authoritarian China, laws are upheld by roaming executioners with a license to kill not only suspects, but bystanders as well

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Excuse me I thought this site was called hexBEAR

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Wikipedia says that this museum named it and it seems legit but I'm not Hawaiian so idk

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lahaina noon, yeah. Lasts like half an hour and only happens twice a year

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 week ago

I checked it out and it's so weird seeing a choicescript book being published outside of choice of games. The queer literature has breached containment

(here's a link to the CYOA novel trove)

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought parallel play was an autistic thing where people bond with others by being nearby, but focused on separate tasks. Like one person playing DS on the couch and another person reading a book next to them. It's not about cooperation, exactly, but about the way people socialize differently.

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Feels like this was originally mapping racial categories and then the slurs got replaced with schools

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Shepherd? More like turtleherd am I right

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are a lot of video essays on YouTube because that's what YouTube's policies encourage.

  • you can run more ads on long videos

  • low production value means essays can be produced regularly

  • one person can make them alone

  • they can be about popular topics without worrying about copyright (ideally)

  • other platforms are unlikely to steal these videos because they're long, niche, and focused on a personality

    • and even if they do get stolen they serve as advertisements for the channel

Having said all that, I wouldn't point to video essays as a failure of capitalism. Try writing an essay yourself sometime, one that's worth reading. It's difficult work.

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

The only ads allowed on the bear app would be for beans and pig feed

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Final Fantasy 15 comrades dlc. It's like monster hunter for babies. I totally understand why I'm the lone, singular player on the entire global server at all times. If it weren't for the ffxv lore, I wouldn't be playing it either.

[–] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Isn't the rest of the meme advocating in favor of snapchat.com? The closing line should be something more like "Hello I would like to download the hexbear app"

 

I noticed that the Spanish versions of FFXV make several creative decisions that set them apart from English. But I couldn't find mention of this anywhere so I've spent some time compiling a bunch of noteworthy changes to share. Espero que les interese!

El don Lux

The most prominent change in the Spanish versions is that Noctis's hereditary powers are in Latin. It's called "the gift of Lux" and every teleportation-related ability has that title. I checked, and this is unique to the Spanish versions of the game. Not even the original Japanese does this even though the main characters's names are Latin in every language. It's a truly inspired choice that's canon as far as I'm concerned - it adds to the light vs. dark themes, it sounds much cooler, and it's literally Noct's family name (Noctis Lucis Caelum).

Every gift of Lux and its lame English equivalent:

Español English
Lux Impetus Warp-Strike
Lux Itineris Point-Warp
Lux Evasio Warp Out
Lux Mortis Warp-Kill
Lux Contra Death Drop
Lux Fatua Warp Decoy
Lux Custodia Impervious
Lux Vigilosa idk but it's real i swear

El Coro Espectral

The weapons that Noct robs from the tombs of his ancestors are collectively called "the Spectral Chorus" instead of "the Armiger." And the group attack when you press L1 + R1 twice is called the "Spectral Nova" instead of the "Armiger Chain." The English names are accurate I suppose, but the Spanish names are more poetic.

What's more, each individual weapon is named after the monarch that it belonged to. I don't know where these names come from because they're not mentioned anywhere else in-game, I think? This is also unique to Spanish. Other languages give the weapons wordy names that are more of a description, really.

Every Royal Arm (spoilers!)

Español English
Salomón Sword of the Wise
Deva Axe of the Conqueror
Vaiu Bow of the Clever
Jano Swords of the Wanderer
Iaksa Blade of the Mystic
Fukuryu Star of the Rogue
Goliat Sword of the Tall
Galatea Shield of the Just
Ragnar Mace of the Fierce
Bautista Scepter of the Pious
Vajra Trident of the Oracle
Beatrix Katana of the Warrior
Caelum Sword of the Father

The titles for these monarchs are different too, but I want to highlight the three associated with Prompto, Ignis, and Gladiolus in particular. In Spanish the connections make perfect sense, but in English they really don't (What's clever about Prompto? When does Iggy ever wander? Gladi is tall tho I'll give you that)

Español Translated Spanish English
el Diestro the Dexterous the Clever
el Inquieto the Anxious/Fretful the Wanderer
el Indómito the Indomitable the Tall

Juegos de Palabra

In English, some quests rhyme while most have generic titles. In Spanish the opposite is true - every sidequest rhymes with few exceptions. Spanish added a great pun to diners too: you can order "Batidas de caza" from them which means "Hunting raids." It's pronounced the same as "Batidas de casa" meaning "Homemade shakes." The fact that chefs tell you to hunt monsters makes no sense in other languages.

Here's some more text changes that I think are improvements, funny, or otherwise cute:

Español Translated Spanish English
los Sidéreos the Sidereals the Astrals
la Sideralia the Sideralia the Hexatheon
la Santálita the Crystal
la Chocoberiza it's a play on Chocobo + stable the Chocobo Post
Academia de Eos Eos Academy Tutorial
Álbum de Prompto Prompto's Album Auto-snaps
Caldo Curacrudas Hangover-curing Broth Quillhorn Soup
la Cocina de doña Quina the Kitchen of Mrs. Countertop Iron Shelf Recipes
Nocberto Noct Gar

Also, it's adorable how the Pop camera filter is named the Prompto filter in Spanish and the Random setting is called "as much as Prompto wants" (al gusto de Prompto).

Also also, I like the Spanish description of Cid's hammer more:

Español Translated Spanish English
A quien ni a martillazos se le ablanda la cabeza For someone whose head can't be softened even through hammer-smashings Property of Mr. Hammerproof Thickskull

Errores

In Latin Spanish, the node that increases attack incorrectly says it increases health. Spanish Spanish doesn't have that mistake.

A more substantial error is the description for the healing nodes: both Spanish versions describe Gladiolus's nodes differently than Ignis's and Prompto's. That is, they say that Gladi will heal himself automatically when he's at low health, but Iggy and Prompto will heal only when they trigger an assist skill or when Noct commands them to attack. In English, all recovery nodes have the same description and they all say that the healing is automatic. I don't know which of these are correct but they can't all be.

But by far the most interesting mistake is the names these languages give to the Aztec bosses:

Español España-ol English
Quetzalcóatl Quetzal Quetzalcoatl
Mictecacihuatl Cihuatl Mictlantecihuatl

As you can see, Spain-ish abbreviated the names. But Nahuatl is a language like German in that its big words are composed of smaller words. So by chopping them in half, Spain changed their meanings entirely.

Here are all the relevant words:

Nahuatl English
quetzalli big, beautiful, green feathers
coatl serpent
Mictlan Hell
cihuatl woman

So Quetzalcoatl means "Serpent of Beautiful Feathers" and Mictlantecihuatl means "Mistress of Hell." But in Spain those gods aren't the bosses you face. No, instead you fight against a pile of pretty feathers and some random woman LMAO

And if you're curious why the goddess of Hell has different valid names, that's because there are different dialects of Nahuatl and variations of spelling. El Gran Diccionario Náhuatl.

Español vs. Españaol

Besides Spain being wrong about Mexico, it also has different descriptions for all the lore. I skimmed it ngl so the only difference that stood out to me is that the havens from the endgame dungeons were made dry. They don't have unique names or poetic rhyming though they do in both Latin Spanish and English. Also for some reason, Spain calls the Bestiary the Database.

Spain is also weirdly specific for the outfits without jackets. English and normal Spanish simply label them all as (No Jacket) or (desabrigado) but Spain will specify (sin levita), (sin guerrera), (en camiseta), (sin casaca), (sin chaqueta), etc.

Otras Cosas

  • The highest rank you can get after a fight in Spanish is ⭐. In English it's A+ and in Japanese it's S
  • The main menu is in ALL CAPS IN ENGLISH but not in either Spanish
  • In English, the text above each character's experience is "To Next Level: " and in Latin Spanish it's "Siguiente nivel" without a colon and in Spain it's "Nivel ⬆"
  • Bandersnatch and Jabberwock are Zamarrojo and Galimatazo in Spanish. What are the hispanic names referencing? Beats me.

The date formats used in the Ω-files are wildly different:

Español Españaol English
24-10-745 Día 296, Año 745 M.E. 745-X-24th
25-11-745 Día 328, Año 745 M.E. 745-XI-25th

Finally, the line Noctis says to his bros in the last camping cutscene is more or less the same between these languages.

spoiler for the thing I just said

Español Españaol Spanishes Translated English
Bueno... ¿Qué quieren que les diga? Chicos... Son los mejores. Bueno... ¿Qué queréis que os diga? Tíos... Sois los mejores. Well... What do you want me to say? Fellas... You're the best. Well... What can I say? You guys... are the best.

I heard he's more affectionate in Japanese, but I don't know the language so if anyone could translate what he's saying, I'd much appreciate it!!!! Please tell me what he says in all the other languages too! I really want to know! If you've read this far and know Japanese, French, German, Portuguese, Italian, or Russian then I obligate you to tell me.

 

I don't dream. No nightmares either. I have no problems sleeping and I'm not on drugs so it isn't a health thing - I've been like this all my life.

The only times I've managed to dream are when I nap while already well-rested, but even then I still usually don't. Like I might get 1 or 2 dreams a year in total from when I go back to sleep immediately after waking up, but never from normal sleep.

Anyone else like this?

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml to c/jerboa@lemmy.ml
 

I fat fingered the options menu and accidentally tapped on block. How do I unblock? It only gives me the option to block even harder hahaha

 

The Department of Justice recently released their report on the Minneapolis Police Department (the one that murdered George Floyd) and this video goes over their findings.

It's cartoonish how brutally excessive their use of force is and how little these cops are held to account, even now. Some examples are:

  • Pursuing a woman for jaywalking then grabbing her arms behind her back and slamming her face into the curb while stating, "You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes."
  • Putting a man who was calmly walking in a park in a neck restraint and pinning him to the floor for 13 minutes (later needing intubation).
  • Shoving a peaceful protestor to the ground and causing traumatic brain injury, only to later claim that it was a "slight push" and that the protestor "walked towards [him] with her right hand up and clinched." A fellow officer corroborated this version of events despite contradictory body cam footage.

No consequences have been enacted against the MPD yet, only proposed.

Here's the full report.

 

Koalas and other endangered species are being driven to extinction right now by logging publicly owned forests. This video shows the desertification of the logging sites.

 

A hilarious overview of all the official and unofficial explanations of who was responsible for the JFK assassination. Very thorough and based.

 

The IMF can literally conjure any amount of money out of thin air whenever they feel like it wtf how have I never heard about this

And before you ask, yes, almost all money created goes straight into the coffers of western countries instead of to the global south

 

I know it's a really long video (play it at 2x speed) but I thought it was fantastic and the part from 25:33-27:17 was particularly insightful:

"The impact of sanctions on Iran or Zimbabwe or Venezuela or Syria is something that those who may oppose western governments don't really ever discuss. So imagine if instead there was a NATO attack on Iran, you would have immediate clarity of what's happening. But the impact of sanctions on the Iranian people is not something that generates any sort of political mobilization in the core. Instead, actually, what it enables is a representation of imperialist states as humanitarian states."

"It's not like you're bringing home people in body bags. It's not like people in the US see the outcome of sanctions because it's not like CNN is going to cover the fact that Iranians of dying of rare diseases because they can't access certain pharmaceutical medications that they aren't able to produce in their own country and can't buy because of sanctions. That's all out of sight out of mind ... you'll have almost no public backlash"

 

They straight up can't locate 61% of their assets, including weapons, planes, ships, and even buildings. In total, this amounts to several TRILLIONS of dollars since 1998 that are completely unaccounted for.

 

The history of how the USSR got rid of kulaks as told from their own point of view

 

Spoilers: 22,500 Australian Dollars

 

In these pressing times, the magnanimous United States has decided to celebrate the holiday season by imposing some new sanctions against Zimbabwe. This vid explains the long history of Zimbabwean debt to western powers.

P.S. It's so difficult to find more information about this because literally no one is reporting on it. This press release from the US Treasury is all I got.

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