The_Helmet_Stays_On

joined 1 year ago

They really underestimate patient gamers.

[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

— Cave Johnson

[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Awww he does care. Even if it’s only a little.

I originally read it as they were going to be sold to the witch and they were excited about it.

Not every game needs to be a short experience you can complete with a couple hours or needs to be finished within a few days/weeks. If I finished BG3 within a few days I would have thought it was a waste of money.

Showed this to my spouse and it fooled her as well

[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The right kind of weird

[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You don’t need Costco to get your prescription membership renewed.

Waiting for my work day to be over so I can go take a nap.

No thanks I’ll stick with my Apple TV

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