TheMightyKracken

If you ban scrolling in public, only criminals will scroll in public. Remember, the only way to stop a bad guy scrolling in public is a good guy scrolling in public.

I'm The Mighty Kräcken and I approve this message.

I read until I got cancer, then I read some more, and now I have super cancer.

Cute, fuzzy disaster.

I tried it and collapsed in exhaustion after twisting both ankles and breaking a hip.

Best I can do is squirrels

He's a good boy

Lab mix. Who knows what mixed with what.

The rake is frozen to the ground

I wanted to play volleyball in high school, but they just looked at me like I was a nut.

Look outside to see if your neighbors are running.