TellusChaosovich

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[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They dropped these in my mother in law's suburban neighborhood. In her back yard. With no warning. My dog found and ate one, so it had me googling what the hell my dog had just eaten and wondering if she was going to die. Luckily we didn't have any toddlers playing in the back yard.

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No actually. They let the bill proposing to make unborn children dependents on your taxes die. So we get all the punishments, and none of the benefits.

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Unfortunately they made embryos children for the purposes of punishments, but let the bill die that would have made them dependents on taxes.

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Even before this I would get really pissed when people casually said "It will happen when the time is right. God has a plan, though it isn't one we understand." In Alabama I was recently at the dentist, getting my teeth cleaned to the tune of religious music, hearing the hygienist say this bullshit to me.

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

That is not legal. They have made embryos children when looking for people to put in jail, and not children when looking to give out benefits. Very convenient for the state budget!

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No the religious zealots here do not. School coaches require prayer before practices and games, same sex couples get banned from prom, kids at school get tricked into going to fun after school events that turn out to actually be evangelism stunts. A lot of applications to educational programs, gymnastics programs, and jobs ask about "leadership" which is code for experience as a church deacon or active evangelist.

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

We almost got this with Alabama 2023 bill HB182 which would grant unborn children as dependents on taxes. The bill didn't pass. These people want children to count only when dolling out punishments.

https://legiscan.com/AL/text/HB182/2023

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We here in bama have been preferring the term Talibama.

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Sure, cool. Make health insurance cover my IVF then.

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

No no, you see it's called Synthetic data. Very serious stuff.

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

I called all the local PCPs today. One entire hospital system doesn't accept my insurance (Cigna) due to price negotiations. All the others don't have new patient appointments until December. So I guess in about 11 months, I can find out if I'm healthy!

[–] TellusChaosovich@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Hehe are you referencing the Boondocks episode? I happened to watch that just a few days ago, and it was brilliant.

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