SoylentSnake

joined 4 years ago
[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago

Fuck. Just rewatched candyman a couple weeks ago.

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

fillin my lungs with ass gas : /

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

And you save time too!! I swear half of the opposition I’ve heard is my straight guy friends and acquaintances having weird insecurities about buttholes lmao

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

ah shit.....accidentally copulated with the autumnal fallout again....

feck. just checked and yup, you guessed it: i've also gone and lain with holy wars : /

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Brother Love 2028 brace-cowboy

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

AmeriKKKa, land of the slime ass enjoyers

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

surreal to me that anyone who has the means/bathroom set up for one actively chooses TP over a bidet. i know of many such cases and my soul cries for them. actually inferior in every single way i can think of. pure ideology.

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

fuck this spring in november bullshit i want mournful contemplative vibes least of our concerns climate change wise but still frick this

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

thx comrade. it's usually like two craft tall boys or a craft tall boy and a single, so yeah 2.5 - 3.5ish (they're smaller than the standard 24 oz guys). had three tall guys last night though for no real reason and feel crappy (closer to 4.5-5 beers) deeper-sadness gonna try to take two nights off and really cut down my drinking night amount next week too

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

u gotta love everybody but u dont gotta like everybody

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

sorry. ill stop co-opting anarchist culture

[–] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

cuz baby

im a communist

you're a spiiiiiiineless liiiiiiiberaaaaaaaal

 

Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? “Incredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the fuck you’re talking to? When I got off Tinder because of the fucking quarantine, Tacoma wept. Even ignoring the fact that I have a girlfriend, even if we’re just talking like randos, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and speaking publicly, okay? Do some fucking research!

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