Sasquatch

Reporting for duty. Can't wait to crunch me some Nazis!

Oh, wait, you meant a Golem... well, if it doesn't work out with the clay, gimme a call.

Barbarian.

I'd like to kindly inform you that our use of Timecubes is well within interdimensional regulations. It's humans who do all the crazy conspiracy ranting, that's entirely on you guys.

Usually with a pound of ground beef and hamburger helper.

Funny you should mention this, as I too am curious, having just posted a rap in French in support of the Revolution. So you got me looking:

This remix from Tim Burton's version ain't metal, but it's got some crunch.

But this is probably more what you're looking for - Planet of the Apes - Deconstruction - Devin Townsend Project

Damn, I think I found a new hunting mix. I love listening to jungle on the earbuds when chasing down deer.

Attack what?

We have nothing to do with the China situation. That's entirely the fault of the Yeti.