oooo this sounds intriguing. do you know if it'll still work with, like, a modest amount of oil? or is the tons of oil basically necessary to achieve the artery-clogging deliciousness of Alfredo sauce?
I sometimes wish I'd gone to law school just so I could turn the tables in situations like this.
"On behalf of your former tenant, we're prepared to offer you a settlement of $3000. It's a very generous offer and I suggest you take it. The legal battle could draw out for years and get very expensive."
"I need to go back in time and warn Stalin not to stop at Berlin!"