Pappabosley

LeviosA

No, obtain a real human skeleton from... a legal skeleton store 🤔

Didn't you hear, they've almost succeeded at nuclear fusion, almost 90 whole seconds of stable fusion, any day now

They already lowered the wholesale prices earlier in the year to try and promote users to higher tiers and the helcos were all "passing these savings on to the end user could be bad, so we'll have to think about it" and then everyone went back to being price gouged

Is the joke that they really mean the N-word?

The whole board (except CEO) resigned last month because they couldn't agree in a buyout option

Especially do it for 23andMe because they're going out of business and will just be doing it to increase the sale price

People also willing submit to the cult if Apple and just believe everything they say. People are likely more frequently forced to use windows due to work or just the lack of choice for less technically confident people.

Are they sure he didn't just turn up, thinking he worked there? Could have just been Dementia Donnie forgetting what job he has

Also lucky if the building company doesn't go into administration and leave you with half a building

To be fair, I still say that about the American version.

Once you all agree on a day, let me know and I'll take the other one. No queues anywhere!