Murais

I prefer to think of myself as an Epsilon Male.

As in, "Y the fuck are you like this, bro?"

No cummie

No talkie

I see you have also eaten the trash-trash fruit.

I'm voting for him as an avowed leftist.

Besides impeding fascism, his reforms on student loans mean I'll be debt-free with $0 payments in 10 years. That is a material improvement of my life that I am infinitely grateful for.

But I still think he's a piece of shit for aiding and abetting a genocide and would vote for another candidate if I meaningfully could.

Politics is nuanced. 🤷

My friend got by on 7 years in Germany only knowing

"Ein bier, bitte."

and

"Willst du fich mich?"

I once ordered from a wings place and left the comment "arrange the chicken into a pentagram. please, I need this"

They didn't do it, but I hope I made someone chuckle out of it.

Unless the kid brained someone with a tee ball trophy, I categorize this penalty in the "extreme" category.

🇹🇼

In Asia, it's a nightmare.

The PokeStops and events are plentiful and raids are easy to win and great.

But gyms, man. They don't change because of the smurf accounts. I stopped being able to get free coins because people would walk around my city with corkboards with 6-8 phones, and any time I knocked out a Pokémon at a gym, a new one was immediately in its place.

No more free coins, so I quit entirely.

"Before you start, are you looking for solutions, or are you looking for someone to listen?"

This is an essential relationship skill/concept. Learn it and watch all your relationships improve.

My ancestors are smiling on me, Imperial. Can you say the same?

I demand ham.