McMurdertree

joined 1 year ago

You choose what instance you are on. Quit the pseudointellectual whining. in c/main@sh.itjust.works

[–] McMurdertree@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where am I?

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Ron DeSantis the "worst candidate I've ever seen"—Former GOP strategist in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] McMurdertree@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DeSantis is the physical and spiritual embodiment of the worst aspects of Florida.

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Do you have any humorous terms for when your child fouls themselves? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by McMurdertree@lemmy.world to c/dadsonly@lemmy.world

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I'm a first-time dad of a three-month old girl and when she pees my wife and I say she "peached herself". If it's poop, or what passes for poop for newborns, we either say she "pooched herself" or my personal favorite, "she bricked her britches".