LearysFlyingSaucer

joined 1 year ago
[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

If your pickpocket skill is high enough, you can also reverse pickpocket a live grenade.

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good time to start investing in water futures.

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They'll never know the freedom and priviledge of jumping fences and sprinting across 8 lane highways to get to the airport.

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's basically psychological assault, making you feel inadequate, taking up precious mental bandwidth, and feeding addictions.

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

Good to see African news. Something you'd never see on Reddit, where the "world" is just the USA, UK, EU, and their geopolitical enemies.

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Same here. My wife and I only really drink water but her stepdad got bladder cancer after decades of drinking nothing but Budweiser and diet dew. He's cancer free now but lost his bladder and prostate.

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Grooming, like a cat licking it's paw to wipe off its face.

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Me: come close to me while I'm eating, and I'll end you.

Fruit flies: bet

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Of course, why else would China build their country so close to all those US military bases. Such agression

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Once it falls to the bottom of space it loops back and falls back onto the earth. That's where meteors come from.

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

By the end of the century it'll be a full-blown agricultural collapse. It's easy to forget that our entire civilization is only possible because of a stable, temperate climate that allows us to grow enough food to sustain billions. Take that away and it goes right back to how it was pre ice age, with only a few million humans at most, living a pastoral nomadic hunter-gatherer lifestyle. Only this time there won't be a cornucopia of megafauna to hunt.

[–] LearysFlyingSaucer@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

What a handsome little face. I could just talk to him all day.

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