ICantStopSuckingDick

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3500 Israelis attended the funeral of an American moron who flew to Israel to fight Hamas, ate some halva, then died because he was allergic. Fake af country. in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

there's a rumor that a hostile team got there first it-was-me

Very cliquey and woke-scoldy in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

me, the lone cumsumer.

fortunately, the salmon are running strong tonight in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

I don't need therapy, I just need to get publicly drenched in a strong stream of salmon surrounded by 20 bears.

So yeah death to America of course in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
Dating a Klingon be like in c/memes@hexbear.net
I might have this trick for eating hot food without having to wait for it to cool first, if anyone wants to try it out. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Nah, I like it hot.

What's your sign, fellas? in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

im busy

Basic Income in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

disgost Basic Income? I'll wait for Advanced Income specter

Impressive in c/technology@hexbear.net
[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

liberty-weeping There will be no need for humans if robots are out there blowing everyone!

Global Sperm Counts Have Declined 52% since 1970 with the Majority of Decline in Western Countries in c/science@hexbear.net
[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago (8 children)

sicko-no less protein.

lmao. didnt know this was a thing. in c/technology@hexbear.net
[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

the best way to find glory holes

Dictatorship of the proletariat vs dictatorship of the bourgeoisie in c/memes@hexbear.net
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