HarkMahlberg

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Trump guilty on all 34 counts in hush money trial, in historic first for a former U.S. president (www.cnbc.com)
 

Donald Trump reimbursed Michael Cohen for the $130,000 in hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels before the 2016 election.

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Trump guilty on all 34 counts in hush money trial, in historic first for a former U.S. president (www.cnbc.com)
 

Donald Trump reimbursed Michael Cohen for the $130,000 in hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels before the 2016 election.

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I don't shit ๐“ช ๐“ท ๐”‚ ๐”€ ๐“ฑ ๐“ฎ ๐“ป ๐“ฎ . (kbin.social)
 

I don't shit ๐“ช ๐“ท ๐”‚ ๐”€ ๐“ฑ ๐“ฎ ๐“ป ๐“ฎ .

Neil Druckmann Teases Next Naughty Dog Game: 'It Could Redefine Mainstream Perceptions Of Gaming' in c/games@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 2 points 5 months ago

Underrated burn. Hot damn.

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When I was a kid, I thought Joe Pesci was actually a dirty cop in Home Alone. As an adult, I have to admire how he finessed information out of his targets. (kbin.social)
 

When I was a kid, I thought Joe Pesci was actually a dirty cop in Home Alone. As an adult, I have to admire how he finessed information out of his targets.

Tfw your roommate returns at 1am and leaves by 6am. Mofo you wonder why you always eat sleep for lunch, it's because you out like the Batman. Bought yourself a whole ass bed, sleep in it 2 days a week in c/random@kbin.social
[โ€“] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 1 points 5 months ago

She could use the love and I could use not having to ask myself Is That A Burglar Or Your Clown Ass, and a couple hours extra sleep without you marching down the hall like you about to execute Order 66. You picked your jank sleep schedule, not me dog.

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Tfw your roommate returns at 1am and leaves by 6am. Mofo you wonder why you always eat sleep for lunch, it's because you out like the Batman. Bought yourself a whole ass bed, sleep in it 2 days a week (kbin.social)
 

Tfw your roommate returns at 1am and leaves by 6am. Mofo you wonder why you always eat sleep for lunch, it's because you out like the Batman. Bought yourself a whole ass bed, sleep in it 2 days a week for 5 hours at a time. Good purchase homie. Do me a favor, you out visiting your bae? Stay the fucking night.

Sovcit cancelled his child support so leave him alone or he'll send you 22 page letters. in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
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This is the SECOND time in 3 days that I forgot that if statements in lisp are ternary. Someone needs to end me. (kbin.social)
 

This is the SECOND time in 3 days that I forgot that if statements in lisp are ternary. Someone needs to end me.

#programming

piped.video not working for anyone else? in c/random@kbin.social
[โ€“] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago

I guess you really do just have to complain about things and then presto, they work again.

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Gimme all your photos for "Worst Person You Know Makes Excellent Point." (kbin.social)
 

Gimme all your photos for "Worst Person You Know Makes Excellent Point."

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piped.video not working for anyone else? (kbin.social)
 

piped.video not working for anyone else?

Anyone got any good alternatives to #stackoverflow? in c/programming@kbin.social
[โ€“] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago

Let's be real, SO didn't need AI, most of it was already a shit salad. It became increasingly less useful from 2016 to now.

#C++ is a fucking nightmare, cmv in c/random@kbin.social
[โ€“] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago

Damn you heartless bastards didn't even TRY.

Anyone got any good alternatives to #stackoverflow? in c/programming@kbin.social
Anyone got any good alternatives to #stackoverflow? in c/programming@kbin.social
[โ€“] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago

@atzanteol I said Alternative, not Regurgitative.

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Pimento cheese is just queso. (kbin.social)
 

Pimento cheese is just queso.

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Anyone got any good alternatives to #stackoverflow? (kbin.social)
 

Anyone got any good alternatives to #stackoverflow?

#programming

Exclusive: Bernie Sanders worries young people are underestimating the threat from Trump in c/news@lemmy.world
[โ€“] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He might be popular here on left-wing Internet forums, but his voters don't turn out.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/sanders-banked-on-young-voters-heres-how-the-numbers-have-played-out

Bernie and Warren are great at pushing progressive policies into the public consciousness, don't get me wrong.

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I saw a lady watering her mailbox today. (kbin.social)
 

I saw a lady watering her mailbox today.

Sovcit submitted some documents to the court. in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
[โ€“] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You're not even going to tell him which line number? You monster.

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#C++ is a fucking nightmare, cmv (kbin.social)
 

#C++ is a fucking nightmare, cmv

Sovcit is in Florida, has a car. in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
[โ€“] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Soon enough there won't be any roofs left in Florida so that problem may just take care of itself.

Apple denies violating US court order in Epic Games lawsuit in c/games@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] HarkMahlberg@kbin.social 8 points 6 months ago

The Apple filing criticized what it called an attempt by Epic to make Apple's "tools and technologies available to developers for free."

Wouldn't that be fucking great. Man, if only.

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