Glass

joined 3 years ago
[–] Glass@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:sicko-wholesome: our boy

[–] Glass@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I love that the Catachan have an officer fragging mechanic

For non 40K-Knowers, the Catachan are a Guard subfaction very obviously styled after US troops in Vietnam. If your army includes any commissars, you have to roll a die during deployment to see if they even make it to the battlefield. The rule is called Oops, sorry sir!

[–] Glass@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Yeah they have a real problem with the space marine fan boys, every fascist I've ever encountered who was into 40K played space marines because they obviously salivate over being "inherently superior" to the masses.

Playing Guard against them is very fun because exploding from a mortar round fired by some acne scarred teenage conscript is just about the funniest and least dignified end possible for their beloved immortal uber-soldiers.

Mfs out here playing Buzz Lightyear while I'm playing Stalingrad.

[–] Glass@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago

DON'T FaceTime NICK STALIN AT 5 AM (GONE SEXUAL)