As a nearly decades long veteran of Ark, I'm beyond familiar with characters that look like an amalgamation of Jabba the Hutt and a russet potato.
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Ray Man! Aw!
Fighter of the White Man! Aw!
Champion of your bum!
I've seen it said that people create three types of characters in online character creation: first is just themselves. We've all done it. Second is a celebrity or character from an IP. Think of all the Shreks, Peter Griffins and Samuel Jackson's that were being shared when baldurs gate 3 came out. Third is an unholy monstrosity that's just every slider at the extremes.
Jingle chain 🎶
Jingle chain🎵
Jingle chain of command! 🎶
I think it was Jack on Roster Teeth that said it best...
Everyone made their online character for GTAOnline as basically themselves, except Jack, he made a female character. They all start ripping on him and he hits them with "if I'm gonna be staring at an ass for the next 500 hours, i want it to be a girl's ass." I think Gavin even asked if it was too late to switch.
ETA: girls run faster in GTA, so it's the better choice by any metric.
I ask "why" every time I'm reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.
Obviously, my joke didn't land. Don't mind me, I'll just go dye in the corner.
Not to kink shame or judge, but wouldn't it just be easier and less messy to change the laces themselves?
Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She's YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!
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No? Still in this timeline? ...fuck.
Such a loving family photo! You can see how much Dad loves his lil tyke! Just look at how he's dragging him along by the forearm like luggage. Truly, father of the year material, here before our very eyes.
Terroristic threats! Bake him away, toys!