CantaloupeAss

joined 3 years ago
[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

First humanizing look at Kamala I've seen

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lmao holy shit this is giving me brain damage

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

God, you go to the hardware store and 90% of the lumber is all warped to shit. You have to sort through a forest to find enough good pieces to use

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Aka scabs

Or just chatgpt???

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Every accusation a etc etc

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I always thought there was an additional flavor of "tanks rolling through Tiananmen square"

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  1. imagine being in the middle of sex and stopping to show your partner a YouTube video you made... lmao was it on his mind while they were fucking ??

  2. look, for some people, when their horniness reaches desperation level, their personal ideology goes out the window when it comes to choosing a partner. I'm not even judging that element of it, that's a decision she has to make for herself. but the point of this article is to publicly self-flagellate for that choice for the approval of liberals, and that is what makes this so repulsive to me. she literally could have just said nothing

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

i can't believe u held out this long and then caved lol

but yeah unfortunately the phone-addicted among us use instagram as like a lifeblood and will make social situations weird without it.... im like just send me a whatsapp plz i do not care about all this shit

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as we stay on standard time and not daylight time. The sun being overhead at 1pm instead of noon is fucking nonsense

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