Bob_the_peasant

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[–] Bob_the_peasant@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

He’ll walk in court normally, testify with simple and polite yes / no answers. Then when it’s all done he will bow and disappear in a puff of green Matrix themed smoke.

Everyone in the courtroom claps and the prosecution drops the lawsuit. The judge then buys everyone in the room an OLED deck