BigBananaDealer

and yet you probably kicked your own mother in her womb... i cant believe you

i prefer crunchy but i have a large gap between two molars and one time a peanut got stuck there and wouldnt come out so i cant do crunchy anymore

i used to hate peanut butter. idk why

its dangerous for us fred durst cosplayers

one time for a dnd session only 2 people showed up so the dm decided to tease us with the boss battle by having a hole in the wall showing him

other guy says "i want to see if my sword will break the wall down"

dm says "okay..... roll"

dude rolls a nat 20 and dm has no choice but to say the sword destroyed the wall

we got to the boss battle early and to help our characters not die the dm took control of a character

on dms turn he rolls a nat 20 and deals massive damage to the boss, we defeat it shortly thereafter

he was so flabbergasted that his own boss battle was beaten by himself 😂

i just finished listening to it. great album

your comment makes it sound like women are incapable of having sex with men simply because they enjoy sex with men

it would be like me turning down a handjob because ive been doing it myself for years

i highly doubt women will just stop having sex. its as dumb as asking men to stop jerking off. just never gonna happen

dude i said no more Journey psyche outs

apparently critics hated baseketball but thats one of the funniest movies of all time

read a long time ago about how the deer population got out of control in this one forest, and within a few years the place was practically a desert. everything just fuckin died

you didnt buy from me thats why