Beelzebubba

joined 1 year ago
[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Stop it now, you're giving me a semi.

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Did he fuck him too?

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

The average age of constituents in her district is 40. I cant figure out how she keeps getting elected, unless she's just never had a peimary challenger worth a damn.

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is it for the sake of just one fuck, or for all of the fucks?

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My little dog doesn't have an ounce of pitbull in her. Her mom was a border collie/lab mix, and the Father was the Neighbor's boston terrier/english pointer mix. The only thing remotely pitbull like about her is her underbite. That said, I've lost count of the times somebody at the dog park, usually someone with a little ankle biter dog of the teacup persuasion, has gotten uppity about me having a "pitbull" off leash. People are dumb.

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You and everybody else. Hillary was the DNC's second coming. I dont think I knew anyone aside from dyed in the wool democrats who actually liked her. Many of those wgo did vote for her did so begrudgingly and many wgo stayed home did so because the media had been pounding the "hillary is a shoe in" line since she announced her candidacy. Why vote for someone who leaves a vad taste in your mouth if you already know they are going to win.

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Who knew autonymous cars would be the catalyst for the development of self sanitizing car interiors.

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Study brought to you by volkswagen of america

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What is Zone 3?

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I CAN TOO BE THAT DUMB!! Stop trying to tell me what I can and cant do, libtard. /s

[–] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If thats true, its frickin STORY TIME!

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