I've been using Slackware for more than a decade, and all this systemd talk has me feeling like I dodged a bullet.
His previous owners left him outside 24/7 to roam the neighborhood, un-neutered (they falsely thought he was a she). A long vet visit later, he's free of ticks and exploring our house, sitting on laps for long petting sessions, and eating anything leafy and green we offer.
Maybe we name him after an explorer? Or a mineral?
Yikes. That merge cries out for some kind of physical barrier to enforce the bike lane. Does your municipality track cyclist accidents by location? I'd want to know how many people got mowed down there before riding on it.
FORTH, but not because I actually use it regularly. A stack-based zero-operand postfix language? Every routine/word you define is like solving a puzzle.