Alwaysnownevernotme

joined 2 months ago

Bigger than Jesus, Bigger than wrestling. Bigger than The Beatles, and bigger than breast implants.

Literally millions of them are about to vote for the most pungent pile of shit they ever stepped in simply because otherwise they would have to admit they made a mistake ever. To themselves.

The virgin mace wielder: Oh I can't march more than 20 miles a day, this thing keeps hitting my knee, my steed has a noticable limp to the right because I hit her while dismounting.

The Chad rock wielder: I'm sure there will be rocks when we get there.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm having throughts and prayers already.

Congress limits plate sizes to 6 inch diameter.

It's also a slippery slope to selling other peoples organs.

Yep I'm sure she wore those earrings as a prosecutor too.

To be fair Dump uses performance enhancing diapers.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope it's pet pygmy mamoths

With Leonard by his side my man would take on the universe.

We cannot overestimate the effect of Facebook on the mind.

Oh wait your serious?

I think if factory farming were more stringently regulated a lot more people would hunt than buy a $500 steak.

Is that an earring?

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