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Wearing head to toe uni branded gear! Because you know those pregnancies began and she could not go to uni.

Ok your guided tour through the store took me out 😂I fell down the rabbit hole and had to google. Scrolled through the flyer, I could get a log splitter and Ninjacreami all in one stop! I have never seen a log splitter in my life. I cannot even with that cup being called “sip me baby” who ok’d that!!!

Is Canadian Tire like a Target or Walmart or is it an actual tire store?

You would think if this was your actual career job you would use a single filter and consistently look the same, albeit filtered. I think you could file all of her filtered selves onto a 747 airplane and none of them would look like the actual Birdie. Maybe sisters or cousins but definitely not a twin in the bunch. 10A and 17 C would not be twinning.

I’m not sure I am any kind of amazing person but yes I am a great parent. My childhood was a wild ride. I could probably write a book. A bi racial product of intellectual narcissists raised by wolves as a bizarre social science experiment in the early 80’s. I called them by their first names, my father was my mothers professor, only brown kid in all white private schools, drug addict step parent who was my sister’s piano teacher, bi sexual father diagnosed HIV positive in the early 90’s. I was put through it! On the plus side I am incredibly well read and educated, was exposed to art, culture and the theater, etc. But in all honesty just wanted to have a birthday party at McDonalds and parents that loved me like everyone else! Fortunately Birdies big kids father seems to be very grounded so they may turn out ok-ish. Well I really hi jacked this thread🫣 Just needed to vent all that out to some internet strangers 🤪Thanks you for the therapy sesh fellow snarkers.

Thank you, I made a strong effort to not continue the cycle of neglect and gave my kids the most traditional magical upbringing a lonely little me could hope for. I had great friends with great parents and learned would childhood should look like.

Thank you, It’s all good my kids and nephews had a magical childhood and are deeply loved. Gramie Zelle’s them money from 5 minutes away😂 I would love a reimbursement for my therapy🤣

And she only has the big kids 50% of the time🙈🙈🙈🙈 and like you said Lemon is never home. What is she needing a break from!!! And yes it does feel like shit. I had a an actually professional mother who chose her career over family, took luxury vacations without us and spent the rest of her time with her husband. We were constantly shuttled between my grandparents, our father and school with brief stops at “home”. Where we longed to be but ended up feeling empty, shallow and needing when we were there ☹️ it was sad. We all wanted our mother’s attention very very deeply but it was hard to figure that out in real time when you don’t know any different. I’m in my late 40’s and I am still not quite right🙃 totally weird relationships with my “mother”.

I am assuming it’s a Canadian company because that hat is enough to make at least 50% of the US shudder. Red hats with white letters are synonymous with some stressy messy business…shudder…

Is that the one when she “forgot” her undergarments, at the self appointed Queen of Undergarments birthday party? I’m sure that was something to see IRL 🙈

This is so nicely done! All smooth and perfect. I am currently in the middle of a dollhouse build making all the interior from scratch and 80% of the work is in the no fun finishing. Briony is not a finisher!

Definitely in her top count of ill fits. So so bad.