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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Happens every time I ride the train tbh

[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's what I mean when people see me getting on the train they all start masturbating /s

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

@EherVielleicht@feddit.de Was machst du wieder für Sachen?

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

So genau wollte ich das jetzt ~~schon~~nicht wissen...

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What the fuck did I just read?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 76 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The fourth most reposted copypasta on the internet.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Gorilla warfare, grandpa was a smoker, and vaporeon.

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Navy seals isn't up there anymore?

[–] ZycroNeXuS@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 months ago

Gorilla warfare is the Navy Seals one, under a different name.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I've never heard of gorilla warfare or the grandpa one. Navy seals one is definitely more well known

Edit: unless the gorilla one is the one about dropping an angry gorilla at your ex's door, but even then navy seals is more well known

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

I’ve only ever seen a few iterations of the guided gorilla attack. No, I was referencing my favorite part of the navy seal pasta, the master of gorilla warfare.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

OoOoOo are you two gonna start arguing over which thing is more well known? Give me a minute to get the popcorn!!!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago (4 children)

If you think that’s nsfw, don’t even consider viewing this.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Why would you post this

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I do that all the time. The little plastic shelf is definitely made to hold my weight.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 4 points 5 months ago

Woah there, should've tag NSFW, almost got fired because of this image.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Just a normal day on a German train. Don’t think about it too much.

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

A very old and slightly overused copypasta

[–] avater@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

How do you masturbate not furiously?