I love the feeling of accomplishment and reward when I earn a bonus for the CEO instead of me!
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He really needed that yacht with a smaller yacht inside of it.
Maybe if they work really hard, their ceo could get a hospital ship to follow their yacht like Valve cofounder Gabe Newell has.
I have a good personality for sales. Like I’m generally pretty talkative and good at making friends with people pretty quickly.
Because of this most jobs I applied for tried to put me in a sales position. The thing is, is that I’m kind of a minimalist and think there is so much crap out there that people buy. Like I just don’t get why people buy certain things.
I’m not judging, but I don’t understand it.
So when I’m asked to sell something, in my heart, I just think. You don’t need any of this crap.
Can I interest you in this... Smart sink? Wtf
Can I interest you in this Vizio that doesn't work without Internet? It's so smart, if you don't have internet, you can't even stream from your computer through HDMI!
This one I don't get. Is this an anti meme? Like -lemmy show yours a burger you can't eat without a mouth- ?
Me too, thx for putting it into words what I felt
It's a holiday and Sunday, chillout for a day
I personally know of a few factory workers that are proudly working their normal 12 hour shift today. They just love selling their mind and body for scraps.
April fools, silly, every day we live under capitalism