Begging American Christians to read their bible and eventually get to the part where Jesus commanded folks to pray in secret rather than to make a big boast about their faith.
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Dr. Pepper, probably
Wow. That is tacky.
sacrilicious
Sucralicious
Blasphenylalanine
High Fructose Corn Salvation
Woke my wife laughing
Some people are so fucking stupid. This really bummed me out.
Recommending a book, once again: The Passover Plot. History nerds will enjoy it. Published in 1965; I gain nothing from sales.
Everyone knows Dr. Pepper is agnostic
We don’t know, no one can know.
What the fuck is this shit? Everyone knows Dr. Pepper is the most agnostic beverage there is.
I bet Reverend Pepper wouldn't be as good
I'm surprised that isn't a real knock-off brand of Dr. Pepper.
Didn't the Walmart guy on reddit say most of these were designed and constructed by the soda company reps?
The real special displays you see... Yes. They aren't even actual 12 packs. Just displays that you assemble that look like it. Like the other guy said though there is zero chance in hell the company actually did this.
Dr. Jesus
He didn't spend 100 days lost in the desert just to be called Mr.
This feels like something out of Superstore: Glen puts this up and Dana destroys it.
Somehow this would be to unbelievable for a tv show.
you should watch the show
If I wanted to watch a bunch of low life idiots work menial jobs I'd rather just sit inside walmart with a beach chair and some alcohol.
I just wanna know how they got the dr peppers to to stay up there? A mount behind it?
Looks to me like empty boxes taped together.
But who knows, tide-goes-in tide-goes-out you can't explain that. So maybe it's a miracle or whatever.
How dare you question the miracles of our Lord and Savior!
Our Doctor, who art in cans, Pepper be thy name Thy discount come, Thy stock value increase, In sales as it helps shareholders. Give us this day our sugar rush, And forgive us our loud belches As we forgive those who refuse to drink Thee. Lead us not into moderation But deliver us to diabetes. For thine is the fandom, The branding and the artificial flavors, Forever and ever, brrraaaapp.
I'm assuming empty boxes glued to each other. Either that or Jeebus magic.
the POWER of JESUS