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I though the official Straight Pride flag was in black and white (no grey areas or ambiguity), with a male symbol on top of a female symbol (depicting the hierarchy of dominance the sorts of people who would have such a flag consider the only acceptable order)
the official Straight Pride flag
As the interim CEO of Straight I can assure you that no such thing exists because having a flag is, according to the board of directors, "pretty gay". I refer you to the OP should you require further proof.
Quite a pull to not use straight lines on a straight flag.
If the "stop calling me a homo" kid was a flag
Why are they both bald
Aerodynamics
They're too manly for hair.
Follicular testosterone sensitivity.
I'm confused at why an LGBTQ community wouldn't take the strategy of forceful adoption. Mostly under the point that they offer a home to all. However, it would negate any exclusion arguments against those communities.
Take your adversaries symbols and make them yours kinda thing. A Yankee Doodle approach.
"Where's muh straight flag?"
"Right here sparky."
The straight flag has been around for quite a while. It's black and white horizontal stripes. The ally flag is the straight flag with a rainbow "A" on it.
These guys in the picutre didn't bother doing any research evidently and started flying the wrong flag.
That flag is a horrible design, but how does something "look gay?"
The gay community adopted and have used pastels in messaging for decades, and this flag has pastels in spades.
It's not 100% of course; judging anything by sight alone is fraught*, but pastels in advertising is a pretty decent indicator.
(*) are you certain that's a Nazi Swastika, or is that skinhead Hindu?
Yeah, I don't get it. I like pink but I hate this flag! Straight guys don't really need a flag, most of them advertise it enough. I'm straight and I find most the jokes distasteful.
Let's beat them up for kissing girls. Who am I kidding. These guys can't get self-respecting women.
What would be a good straight flag that also follows vexillology best practices?
Bigot pride!
This is what you get when you order a bisexual pride flag off Temu
Yeah... they could've done a better job there.
The one from decades ago was fine and kind of funny actually - it was the gay one but grayscale. This one is shoplifting the trans colors. Also only chuds will ever fly this, so at least it functions as a do-not-interact signifier.