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The headquarters of the New Orleans Police Department is in such a state of decay that rats are eating drugs in the evidence room, the department's chief said.

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[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

This might be the dog ate my homework police edition

[–] rubikcuber 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 7 points 8 months ago

Misspelling of "pigs".

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago

Their marijuana? Are they claiming to be the owners of marijuana? I think they should be arrested of that's the case.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

"The rats are eating our marijuana. They're all high," NOPD Chief Anne Kirkpatrick testified at a city Criminal Justice Committee meeting on Monday.

Far fuckin’ out, squea- I mean, man!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Riiiiight, the rats ate it. Gotcha.

[–] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Just the marijuana? Hmmmm....