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[–] TheMadBeagle@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take a shoe that the woman you love has worn, fill it with rue, and hang it over your bed to make her love you.

This one got me haha

I've never tried the shoe full of rue, but I've gotten positive feedback on cheese plates from Wegmans.

[–] spicy_biscuits@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

To be fair, they're not wrong

[–] wheresyourshoe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I do love cheese.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

So we're completely gonna ignore the part calling for "nine drops of fresh blood" immediately below?...

[–] Dracona@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

this is valid advice

[–] Drewelite@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Spells charms and incantations 😂

[–] TheDeadGuy@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Fascinating is a good thing, right Lucas? Lucas?

[–] 1stq@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago
[–] hikarulsi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 year ago
[–] s6original@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How about a jar of Cheez Whiz?

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