this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2023
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[–] reverie@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

A cop pulls Christ over while he changes his wine back into water in a panic

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] phar@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Christ will ride again

[–] lichtmetzger@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago
[–] mrsgreenpotato@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you didn't keep him waiting longer than 2 minutes... you don't want those charges on you, boy.

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Just crucify him after the trip and all will be forgiven.

[–] avocado@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If only they were driving an Accord 😔

[–] Mbangang@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Actually the Hyundai is a rental for "He won’t speak on his own accord, but he’ll speak whatever he hears and will declare to you the things that are to come"

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Rich men and heaven and something about camels and sewing needles - I dont know I'm not an apostle.

[–] Kinyutaka@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's an imposter. Jesus drives a Honda, but he doesn't speak on his own Accord.

[–] morgan_423@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I, for one, am glad for the clarification that when Jesus takes the wheel, it's the wheel of a Hyundai Elantra. The ambiguity was disconcerting.