Another word for heron is shitepoke
tails: A Place for Mastodon Posts
A virtual community
Posts from Mastodon users, featured natively in a community, so you can view them without the need for them to be re-hosted or screenshoted, and reply to the original author and Mastodon respondents if you wish.
Has so far included content from Warsandpeas, Mr. Lovenstein, SMBC, Loading Artist, Low Quality Facts, nixCraft, ElleGray, and other interesting or provocative stuff I've random'd across on Mastodon.
Supported:
Comments & Upvotes
Unsupported:
Posts, Downvotes, & PD's Automod
“Live like a windrammer as you fuck.”
In my head I read “Windfucker” in the voice of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
I like that there was no attempt to find a version that was just a little bit less dated-into-vulgarity. Straight to “common kestrel. nothing to see here”.