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[–] kestrel7@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You use terminal because you know what you are doing.

I use terminal because I want to feel like a hacker in a 90's movie.

We are not the same.

[–] sincle354@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You use the terminal because you like the UX experience.

I use the terminal because the best IDE I can install on my work server is vim7.4.*

We are not the same.

*VHDL and SV. I can't install python for TerosHDL

[–] hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nice and rare to see a fellow SV user. Did you come across to any relevant communities for digital design and verification, asic or fpga?

[–] sincle354@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No, and I would love to find a resource to help me bend UVM to my will. Alas, I'm in a niche of a niche on a currently niche platform. I'm not hopeful for years. The subreddit for FPGA is all I got right now.

[–] hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

I would love some uvm content as well.

[–] Andreas@feddit.dk 1 points 1 year ago

@sincle354 I'm interested in this too, the closest community I know of is ece@lemmy.world which is for electrical & computer engineering in general but can be a good starting point for the digital design community.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I use the terminal only to install something I need

[–] Setarkus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

People know what dropdown menus are called :O

[–] EricAux@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, my mom would say "Where's all the stuff" to refer to buttons, drop-down menus, etc.

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, found the lack of knowledge of what their name is shocking as well.

[–] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

"Yknow the uh, the.. um. The selection thingy."

[–] Hammerheart@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

I think you mean combobox

[–] CaptainAlchemy@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me when I run sudo pacman -Syu

[–] ozoned@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WHOA! SLOW DOWN with throwing out the mystical text! You wanna summon a demon right here?

[–] CaptainAlchemy@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

We live dangerously around here >:)

[–] theolodger 2 points 1 year ago

Text scrolls past

[–] ShellSurf@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Terminal is even more impressive if used in full screen

[–] Seraph089@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

If you want impressive, you have 4-6 seperate terminal windows that take up the whole screen collectively. The laymen assume you're hacking the NSA or something if they see that.

[–] Hammerheart@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, I use PowerShell with garish colors. Yes, I have to Google every step. No,I don't understand the Microsoft docs.

[–] xthexder@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair, I used to work there, and not even Microsoft understands their docs.

[–] Hammerheart@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Legitimately relieved it's not just a me problem

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I thought it's the learns now?

[–] Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You use the terminal

I use the Command Prompt

We are not the same

[–] jeff@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can do both with Windows Terminal!

[–] operetingushisutemu@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Nice try, Bill.

[–] digitallyfree@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

That's so true as a Linux user in front of non-techies.

[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

It ain't hacking unless I've got a ski mask on.

[–] tappyturtle@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

sees a monospaced font

omg is that hacking????!?!?!?!11

[–] Digestive_Biscuit 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've lost count of the amount of times my terminal has been referenced as being the matrix. Hasn't happened much since WFH though.

[–] Simonoid@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

just find a reason to connect to their workstation and bring up a terminal :P

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Me doing xbps-install -Suv.