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[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 2 points 9 months ago

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Same. We can always sacrifice them for a faith boost if they keep asking questions.

[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 2 points 9 months ago

Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

[–] StorageAware@lemmings.world 2 points 9 months ago

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)

[–] MisterLister@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Rance

Sweats profusely

[–] Skkorm@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Dog fighting

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago

Space piracy.

[–] C0unterfactual@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Casting area-of-effect spells recklessly

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

If they didn't want to take full damage, they wouldn't have made dex their dump stat

[–] SimplyATable@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I've been playing payday 2.. the list is far too long to say it all

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

Hauling around the corpses of the people I murdered to perform profane rituals on them to raise an undead army

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Brandishing a prawn against a Knight and a king.

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