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profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances

hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend

RIP bozo

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[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Between this and the Oceangate thing, why even use a guillotine on these rich hacks when they can simply cook themselves with their own doohickeys?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Unlimited Rube Goldberg Machines on the billionaire class.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago
[–] context@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

This is why you wear fall arrest/restraint protection

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Ahhhhh I'm falling to my death in a shark cage! - Bozo CEO

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

I'd have busted a gut and gotten fired for the impropriety

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

4.5 meters

Was he made of glass?

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[–] italktothewind@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

another day another google amp link lol

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lucky we've got one of them bots

[–] italktothewind@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

oh I forgot about them

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

everyone cheers

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The Office: India's Michael Scott surpassed the American counterpart in performance

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

nicholson-yes

and nothing of value was lost.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago
[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Sanjay Aaah

[–] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago
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