Finally. The co-op update dropped.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
BATTLESHITS!!!
Skag! You sank my destroyer!
Brown toilet for pooping in eh? Makes notes...
I like being able to tell if it’s dirty easily
His & Hers toilets
His and hers and theirs, apparently.
Just noticed the 3rd toilet how i'd miss that
It's for really intense marriage counseling sessions.
Or marrying two IBS sufferers.
Matches the his and hers hand towels
You could have five if you're ambitious
Families that poop together, stay together!
Makes it easy for everyone to hold hands.
People like toilets. Can't have enough of em
"But the listing said three bathrooms!"
"No, the listing said three toilets."
When everyone sits down, the lights dim, the music starts, the floor tiles light up, and an intense game of DDR starts.
Hmmm