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[–] faintedheart@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Even Jesus can't afford the cost of living. Needs additional measures to pay the bills.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of those Bible thumpers on TikTok and YouTube shorts. They have those dumb ass obnoxious Christian reaction videos where they at the end promote a gold exchange. It’s like they forgot that Jesus whipped money changers who were running their business in the temple.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you know you can now have fish shipped right to your door? For just $5/week, Jesus will send you fish.

and that’s why I use surf shark

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

On one hand, lol

On the other, man these companies/products must love it when their brand becomes a meme since that's free advertising.

[–] Creyapnilla@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Shout-out to NORD VPN

This joke is really funny but I feel bad because in the far future no one will understand it, "Raid: Shadow Legends" will be the Sumerian dog joke of the future.

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Also Nord VPN

I unironically really like RAID. Great meme